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katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place 
4gifs:

Arsonist fail
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

lukelight:

seapeny:

rainbow-road-to-happiness:

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You can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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Idk I just find this beautiful 

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.

this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.

is this how dreams come true?

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!
tin-pan-ali:

heatherm00ch:

The 80s were awkward

I think you mean great.
The gr80s.
they-call-me-nymphadora:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ghdos:

fuckyeahfeminists:

rhrealitycheck:

Did you know that pregnant women have been fired for using the bathroom to vomit, needing to carry a water bottle on the job, or asking to sit on a stool instead of standing in place all day? While employers have to make allowances like these for other types of temporary disabilities, a number of bad court decisions have encouraged them to feel they can get away with firing or mistreating pregnant workers with impunity.
It’s disgraceful and unacceptable that at a time when unnecessary budget cuts are decimating food, medical, and educational supports for low-income families, pregnant women continue to be pushed out of their jobs just as they take on all the expenses of having a new baby.
Read more about the Pregnant Workers Fairness Actand take action by contacting your congressperson.

This is unacceptable. Pregnant workers need more protection. With a child coming up they need employment more than ever. Please contact your rep.

What kind of hellhole job won’t let you have bottled water? Jesus.

Hydrophobic wizards.

When I was pregnant, I got a write-up for using the bathroom four times in a three hour shift to vomit. After my baby was born, I was told that I could no longer pump breast milk in the break room and was forced to cross the street to a place where the door was locked and it would be less offensive to other co-workers. When I refused to do so and breast-fed my child in the break room instead, I was told, once again, that it was offensive and had to go across the street to breastfeed. Neither time were my breasts exposed, and none of those times were anybody but the administration at my job offended.
death-by-lulz:

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earthnation:

earthnation:

lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth

IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

mr-egbutt:

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.


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